Once a year brave men and women gather in downtown Anchorage for one of the most dangerous sports in the world. A heard of genetically engineered carnivorous reindeer is set loose to run down 4th Ave reeking havoc, killing and eating all those that get in their way. Thankfully, no one was injured or maimed this year. Brave soldiers, men and women of Alaska, our hats are off to you. And tubby shirtless dude, for the love of God, put some clothes on. There are children present.